2. If you could name your hair, what would you call it?
The dude of do's.
Probably something lewd.
Bad Boy! Stay! Stay!
Gone with the wind.
Joy, no wait, Kermit.
Missing in Action.

3. How much time do you spend fixing it?
I send mine out to get cleaned.
Not a whole lot, unless I sleep on it wrong.
Don't have to. -wink-
Lot's of time.
None.
Depends on how it behaves.

4. How real is your hair?
It's treated.
If I had some, it would have to be fake!
SHHHHHH!!!!!
Very real, unfortunately
As real as the bugs crawling in it
Real enough to aggravate me.

5. We know that others are staring at you, but what do you think is going through their head?
"WAH HAH HA HA HA HA"
I said SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"Yummy!"
"There is something not quite right about you"
"Where's the leather bell bottoms and huge lapels to go with that do?"
I don't care what others think.

6. If you could do one thing over, what would you do to your do?
Comb my hair more often.
Nothing.
Try Rogaine earlier.
Sleep on my other side.
Wash it, I guess.
Well, I would have tried the other size curlers

7. And finally, do you think your hair brings you fun?
Sure, but it can be a hassle at times.
I have fun without it!
Yea, if I can get it just right.
I guess.
Depends on what I find in it.
I guess if I got drunk, we could play frisbee with it.